A letter to My Future Husband:
Dear Future Husband,
About a year ago, I had a conversation with God and we came to the realization that I was ready to meet you. I have done my fair share of dating and entertaining losers, idiots, cheaters, unfaithful morons, and a whole plethora of men I had no business being around. From every unfortunate experience I took a lesson that I promised myself that I wouldn't repeat.