Am I Really Wrong for This?

Ok, I need you guys to be blunt with me on this.  Dave, which is a guy that I have talked about in a previous post (Click Here for Background on Dave)  contacted me Sunday. As soon as I saw his name pop up on my phone, I was annoyed, so I waited like an hour before I responded.  Here is how the conversation went:


Dave: Yo what are you doing?
Me: Hanging with family
Dave: Weird, but I got a friend who wants to meet you at my house.  U should come over.  I'll be here.
Me: Did they go to school with us and is it a guy
*(If you have read my previous post about Dave, you will understand why I had to ask if it was a guy.  I'm not sure why he is so stuck on trying to hook me up with his female friend).
Dave: No and no, but it is a plus for both of us!!! Hint
Me: I'm so confused...I'm not sure I get the hint.  There is only 1 of your friends that I would consider talking to but he is a GUY.
Dave: No we just having drinks over here, u should join.  Bring a bag just in case.
*(I'm assuming he means an overnight bag, which means that he must think something is going down between me, him, and this random girl...how rude)!
Me: No.  Are you drunk?
Dave: Maybe
Me: I will take that as a yes.  Goodnight.

I feel like there are a couple of things I need to break down here.  I really wanted to snap on him because I feel like this was extremely disrespectful, but I I don't feel like he is really worth getting upset over.  I am really emotional, so I feel like if I show too much emotion, he will think that I care (and I really don't), but there is a fine line and he has completely crossed the line.  I really think that his goal is to keep pushing me until I explode on him.  I know his personality and I just can't give him the satisfaction of seeing me blow up on him.  I rarely waste time cursing someone out or snapping unless it is really necessary...I have never really been the type to enjoy yelling at someone.  To me, it's pointless.

Today, I was thinking...Dave feels like it is ok to disrespect me, so that means that I have free range to say whatever I want back to him right?  Would it be wrong for me to text him and say:  Hey Dave, do you still hang out with M&M?  (M&M is this guy that I have had a crush since I first laid eyes on him in college.  I may have mentioned him in a previous post.  M&M is gorgeous, tall, and he has the perfect amount of muscle, style....oh and his smile is just.....wait, I need to focus, sorry lol).  I know Dave will say no, I don't hang out with him, but I talk to him ocassionally, so then I will say, if you want to hook me up with someone, feel free to hook me up with him because I have always had a huge crush on him.  LOL...I bet that would throw him for a loop because he wouldn't expect me to come right out and say that.  It might actually make him stop texting me.

Ok, now I know you are probably going to say, no, that is wrong and I shouldn't play into his little games, but if he really wants to play matchmaker, I can help him help me.  I'm just feeling like a rebel lately and tired of being a goody and I think sometimes it's ok to put people in their place without snapping out.  Is that so wrong?