What did you say about being a Step-Dad?!

So, before my current interest, Maurice, I was getting to know this guy who I will call Jerry.  I'm going to be honest, he is younger than me...7 years younger than me to be exact, but legal.  He and I were very cool, I knew he didn't want a girlfriend and I was ok with that.  We hung out pretty frequently and eventually he started liking me because...I'm amazing.  I'm kidding, just being sarcastic.

Mom Says It's Time for You to Get a Steady Boyfriend!

Last week, I was having some random/general conversation with my mother.  She stops the conversation about says, "Can I ask you a question?"  You know what that means....it's about to get uncomfortable.  Of course, I replied yes and she asked me